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Our Story

Established 2018 · Krum, Texas
We're Andrea and Johnathon, and we started Tired Chef Dachshunds from a simple love of the breed and a belief that every family deserves a healthy, well-socialized puppy. What began with one special Dachshund on our small ranch in Krum has grown into a program we're truly proud of.

For Andrea, working with dogs isn't something she picked up as a hobby — it's something she grew up doing. She was raised helping her parents run their kennels, learning from a young age what it takes to care for breeding dogs, whelp litters, and place puppies with loving families. Those early years spent alongside her parents gave her a deep understanding of canine health, temperament, and the responsibility that comes with bringing new life into the world.

That foundation shaped everything about how we run Tired Chef Dachshunds today. Andrea brought decades of hands-on experience to our program, and Johnathon brought the drive to take it further — combining her knowledge with modern genetic testing and data-driven breeding practices.

How Tired Chef Got Its Start

We fell in love with our first Dachshund and quickly realized how much joy these little dogs bring. But we also learned how many health issues can affect the breed — especially IVDD, which is heartbreaking for families who aren't prepared for it.

That's what lit the fire. We decided that if we were going to breed, we were going to do it right — with full genetic testing, careful pairing, and a commitment to producing the healthiest Dachshunds possible. Not just healthy by hope, but healthy by data.

What We Believe In

Every single dog in our program is fully genetically tested through Embark, covering over 200 health conditions. We don't guess — we know each dog's IVDD status, PRA status, DM status, color genetics, and coefficient of inbreeding. We use that data to plan every pairing with intention.

Our puppies are raised using Puppy Culture socialization protocols and Early Neurological Stimulation (ENS), giving them the strongest possible foundation for life in their forever homes. They grow up in our house, around our kids, around other animals on the ranch — ducks, donkeys, cattle, you name it. By the time they go home with you, they've experienced the world.

Health First, Always

We genetically test every dog. We never pair two carriers. We track COI to maintain genetic diversity. Your puppy's health isn't a gamble — it's our promise.

Raised in Our Home

Our dogs live with us, sleep on our couches, and play with our kids. Puppies are handled daily from birth and raised with Puppy Culture protocols from day one.

Transparency

We share our Embark results, our pairing rationale, and our health data openly. We believe informed buyers make the happiest families.

Ranch Life

Our Dachshunds grow up on a working family ranch in the Texas countryside. Fresh air, open space, and plenty of birds to chase. It's a good life.

Our Journey

2018
Started Tired Chef Dachshunds on our family ranch in Krum, Texas. Our first litter taught us everything about what responsible breeding really means.
2019
Committed to full Embark genetic testing for every dog in our program. Started building our breeding stock with a focus on health-tested, champion bloodlines.
2021
Adopted Puppy Culture socialization protocols and ENS. Expanded our program and welcomed our Star Wars and gaming-themed naming tradition.
2023
Welcomed Peach — our first IVDD-clear dam, a game-changer for our program. Her puppies carry IVDD heterozygous at worst, a rare and premium trait.
2025
Grew to 12 active dogs with 3 sires and 9 dams, all fully Embark tested. Launched stud services and expanded our program's reach across Texas.
2026
Continuing to grow with a focus on genetic diversity, IVDD-clear lines, and placing happy, healthy puppies with families who love the breed as much as we do.
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AKC Registered
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Embark Tested
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Puppy Culture
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ENS Protocol
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Ranch Raised

At Tired Chef Dachshunds, we're not just breeding dogs — we're building a legacy of healthy, happy Dachshunds for families who want the very best. Thank you for considering us. We'd love to help you find your perfect pup.

Andrea & Johnathon
Tired Chef Dachshunds · Krum, Texas